> The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
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> "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,"
> she says.
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> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a cat who
> stuttered."
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> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
> could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
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> 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with
> my cat and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running
> start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into
> our yard!'
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> 'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
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> 'It sure was,' said the little girl.
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> 'My cat raised her back, went "Ffffff! Ffffff!
> FfffffF," but before she could say 'Fuck Off!'
> the Rottweiler ate her!